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Trusty Hairbow

A hair piece used in the summer for emergency situations.

Trusty Something you have trust in.

Hairbow Something that holds your hair back when needed.
"Jen, Do you have an extra trusty hairbow?"
Trusty Hairbow by Ashleylynne87 November 15, 2006

Hairbortion 

Getting a bad haircut that is so bad that you must get your hair shaved off, or cut even shorter just to make it look better.
1: "Why are you bald?"

2: "My mom gave me such a bad haircut, I had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion."
Hairbortion by Blackenedchi September 1, 2012

Hairbrush 

An euphemism for a handjob.
My girlfriend gave me a hairbrush
Hairbrush by @ April 17, 2008
Did you know that Hairbo spent all of Tuesday night looking up his name on Urban Dictionary to see if any of his spiteful former flames had defined it?
Hairbo by SpitThatSpite November 22, 2010

HAIRBRAIDER 

SOMEONE WHO BRAiiDS YOUR HAiiR N AFTA WORDS D3Y DO WAT D3Y DO LLZ
ZiiG ZAG, STRAiiGHT BACK DOiiN Mii HAIRBRAIDER
1. When your hairdresser/friend/parent/self absolutely destroys your hair by cutting/styling/coloring/burning/perming it incorrectly.

2. The awkward silence that follows the question, "how do you like my new hairdo?"
1. Did you see Kate and her hairror? She let the cosmetology students color it and now it's chartreuse green!

2. Girl: "Baby, how do you like my new style?"

Guy: *silence* "Uh...*gulp*...it's...umm...."

Random third party bystander: "A hairror!"
hairror by @mandaK February 8, 2012