Haunted mound

A rap label with some of the greciest people that make music

Hey babe what is haunted mound?
Haughhhh

by Fakejorts September 8, 2022

Most Haunted

A TV reality show that supposedly investigates hauntings, which usually consists of 30 minutes of stories, and encounters. 15 minutes of supposed mediums talking to dead people. 5 minutes of dust. Then the final 10 minutes of the Hostess screaming.

Wow, after watching Most Haunted I just realized that's an hour I'll never get back.

by Bartlett Lanes January 2, 2008

haunted neden

A neden that is haunted in some means or another. (Vampire Bats, Killer Crabs, Poltergeists, etc)
Not to be trifled with by the unexperienced, as it can lead to possession of the wang.

Can be exorcised by a voodoo dick.

"What up you little freaky gothic bitch? You ever fucked a juggalo killa before?"
"Look, I have a haunted neden."
"SHIT! It's all in the good. I got a haunted dick piece, besides, it's raining diamonds. I ain't scurred"

by TalRave June 1, 2005

The Haunted Mask

When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.

"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

most haunted

Money making SCAM of a TV show that supposedly investigates paranormal activity but infact consists of nothing more then endless screaming, specs of dust cunningly termed "orbs" and a fake medium with questionable taste in jewellery and hair.

Oh look, Living TV have 8 hours of Most Haunted on tonight.

by Brigante July 1, 2005

Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

a bean that suck pp and calls you gay, no refunds available

possibly gay man: This haunted alstolfo bean plushie is gay.

gay man: i want secks with the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

by beanguy January 2, 2021

Haunted

An attribute of something that's got extra shit going about it under the surface. The Paranormal, the Mystical, the unknown, the "just fucked up for some reason" part about someone or something that is just wild to think about, but also probably pretty easy to ignore in all honesty.

"No, Dustin I will not go with you to Area 51. That shit's Haunted."
"How much did she take before doing this? She was sober? That bitch is Haunted, I can't deal with all that right now."

by BananaMarshall April 14, 2021