hairacist 

When you are discriminating someone because of their hair colour.

"you cant do this because your not blonde" "your such a hairacist"

hairacist by -$-0-f-!- September 7, 2006

Hashirama

Hashirama of the Senju clan was the 1st Hokage of Konohagare (The Hidden Leaf Village) . He had the wood element, an jutsu style no one else had.(Other than when Orochimaru experimented with his cells and had other people as his experiments like: Yamato, Danzo, Whte Zetsu (Kabuto's doing), ect.) His clan were rivals of the Uchiha clan, so he was Uchiha Madara's rival and it's said he beat Madara at the Final Valley. Despite war and deathall he wanted was peace. He had a brother Tobirama who later became the Second Hokage and a granddaughter Tsunade.

The First Hokage was Hashirama.

Hashirama by Tsume Inuzuka April 25, 2015

haharaping

Laughing so hard, that your laughing organ ("hahargan") hurts.

- Damn stop joking, that's a pure haharaping

- Oh you are a haharaper... You make us lol

haharaping by Trevor45646 May 20, 2008

Hairarchy 

Organized chaos in ones hair. Hair outside the normal everyday standards. Hair which is also an art form. Hair with a creative edge.

Look at her hair, it's pure hairarchy!

Hairarchy by Sallythecamel76 January 21, 2015

hairanoia 

The irrational and compulsive sense that one's hair is wrong or out of place.

Nancy Grace kept flipping her bangs back into place, suggesting mild hairanoia.

hairanoia by lingtuist1 July 9, 2009

HAIRANOID 

When you are overly concerned about hair loss...

When you are obsessively worried that your hair might be out of place and silly looking...

When you can't stop worrying that your toupee-weave-extension-wig and or hair piece / hair system will one day be discovered...

YOU BECOME: "HAIRANOID"

Bro 1: "OMG if I develop hair loss and have to get a weave strapped or stapled onto my head I will never find a female who will love me for me!! "

Bro 2: "Dude shaddup, you're just being hairanoid"

HAIRANOID by Stew Pidassal October 28, 2023

hairalicious

used to describe hair shampooed with original one-of-a-kind shampoo made of mustard, grapes, pudding skin and many other unique ingredients.

'Look at that girls shimmer and shine! She is SO hairalicious.'

hairalicious by Kaita Carpodne April 7, 2007