Gurt

Hurts so good! Like When you get a deep tissue massage and it hurts but feels so good at the same time. It gurts!!!

It gurts when I get a massage, particularly after a good workout.

by LollyColly August 14, 2017

gurt

to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half the bottle of cough syrup.

by thatsnowconeguy January 12, 2018

gurt

verb: to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half a bottle of cough syrup once.

by thatsnowconeguy January 12, 2018

gurt

The little dribble of semen that comes out of a woman's vagina after sex.

Hey baby, make sure you have a tissue handy to wipe up the gurt when I'm done so we don't stain the sheets.

by #realtrebekstache June 4, 2018

Gurt

Another word for ejaculation, but it is more powerful and squrts out

Did you see jow I gurted on Dakota's nostrils?

by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018

Gurt

Slang for yogurt.

Abbreviated variation on the term "yogurt."

Girl 1: OMG, I could totally go for some gurt!

Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!

by McHesp June 12, 2018

Gurt

unappealing

Did you see brittanys hair cut ? Eww gurt girl !

by Penelope Banks October 20, 2020