Gurt

1. (verb) The act of sodomizing a duck or other type of waterfowl repeatedly.

2. (noun) A person who conducts such an act

1. Sorry, I didn't get much sleep. I was up all night by the ponds gurting.

2. Look at that gurt. He's got feathers all over his pants.

by Snipeduh January 10, 2010

Gurting

When 2 or more bro's get together too satisfy their go-gurt fetishes and fantasies.

I walked into mike's bedroom the other day to find him gurting with his friend, it was obvious with them being naked and having go-gurt sprayed all over their faces.

by xmidnightxx October 4, 2009

GURT

the mixture of shit and cum after two gay men have sex.

Jimmie "Dude i totaly just shit out all that Gurt!" Alex "MMM now i can eat it all up, yummy!"

by THURST 360 March 6, 2008

Gurt

1) A small, promiscuous asian girl with a high tolerance for grief and a considerably immature sense of humor (despite what she may want people to think).

2) Gurt-ball - One who exibits ALL of the trait characteristics of a Gurt.

You even made out with Dave! You'd totally do everyone in this building you Gurt-ball!

by Anonymous March 1, 2005

gurted

tired, sleepy, passed out

As soon as I layed down on my bed I was gurted

by Jim Diesel January 19, 2004

Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.

by M.Markes March 26, 2017

Gurt warrior

A person eats a lot of yoghurt in a certain period of time.

God damn that guy has eaten so much yoghurt. He is such a gurt warrior

by Gurthvin May 17, 2019