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Robbing the gurney

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.
Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.
by chico1181 November 22, 2010
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gurner

Drug fucked individual at a rave. Also used to describe a post drug fucked individual who is doing/saying really stupidly funny shit in their scattered state.

Stems from ancient scottish traditions of having gurner competitions which were competitions in facial contortion to pull ugly faces.
did you see that gurner in the nrg room with twenty fucking glowsticks, not to mention the fucking whistle?!?
OR
a penguin wearing a jacket, what are you going on about you gurner?
by Calis March 28, 2003
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Gurnk

To rape someone while they are sleeping.
"you want to go gurnking tonight?"
"I cant i have to much homework"
by super-secret March 19, 2009
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gunz

A Multiplayer game in which everyone things they are good because they killed someone. It is also a game in which everyone thinks they are better then each other, even though they suck balls. If you wanted to boost up your ego, this is the game you should play.

Note: No matter how "pro" you are you will always be called a noob by other players. This is even if you kill them in a 1v1 battle.

I recommend staying away from this game
An example is, If you butterfly and kill someone, you get called a noob because you buterfly. If you turtle, then you get called a noob because you dont butterfly.

Another example, you kill someone and you get called a hacker. When you ask what hack they are accusing you of using, they say that they dont know, but they know your hacking.

in other words, gunz is a game for people with large egos =P
by King_Of_Spade169 February 8, 2008
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gurnerific

An adjective used to describe exceptionally good crystal MDMA or ecstasy pills, referring to the jaw clenching side effect, commonly known as gurning.
Pete: This MDMA is fucking gurnerific!
*Toby & Joe roll their eyes and gurn.*: Mmmdma!
by Toby[=)] December 8, 2006
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Gurzzle

A combination of the words "Guzzle" and "Slurp". Used to describe someone eating or drinking something really fast.
"Hey Garfield quit Gurzzlin' down that lasagna so fast"

"Well its 8am i guess its time to Gurzzle down a bottle of wine as usual."
by Shua McSwiggin February 23, 2011
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Gurnine

An adjective describing an individual's inability to shape a thought or idea into words. Derives from the german word 'nein', meaning 'no' as well as the expression of frustration 'gur'.
In William Shakespeare's King Lear, Cordelia is unable to heave her heart into her mouth, ultimately, she is gurnine.
by -gurnine- February 4, 2015
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