Garfing

you get this feeling when you are Kandie Flipping (ecstacy and LSD) and your body trys to move past the 5 senses and collapses.

Im straight up garfing right now my wall is rippling

by Skroddle July 7, 2008

gurping

The condition of being under the influence of psychedlic mushrooms.

I was gurping so hard it took me 45 minutes to tie my shoes.

by WadeB July 11, 2006

gurning chimp

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Gurning

The grotesque face a creature may pull may they are absolutely fucking pinging.

As seen on Gurners of the Galaxy

Mate, what did you take last night? You were fucking gurning.

by RoryStuff September 1, 2019

Gurning like a hippo

A rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. For example when working at a computer or watching TV.

Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple

No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...

by Almosnoopy August 7, 2011

Gurning Ape

A very ugly looking vagina that has the uncanny resemblence to a member of the monkey family

It was like I was toungueing a gurning ape

by Jonas Schmitt October 14, 2003