Dirty Gumper

A dirty gumper is when you poo in a plastic bag shake it up and spread it on your naked partner. Then you proceed to lick the remains off of your partner and have a dirty gumper make out

Gumper TY did you just dirty Gumper Ella Evan’s

by GUMPER master October 19, 2021

gapper

A derogatory term for a person originally from Saskatchewan, which is "The Gap" between Alberta and Manitoba.

Joe: What the hell, that car just cut us off!
Billy: F*cking gappers! Go back to your own province!

by CL_ December 26, 2007

Gipper

The "gangsta" way to say "chipper."

"Diamonds in my ear,
Prada on my zipper.
Gucci be the slippers,
damn I'm feeling gipper."

by ShanmarieLK January 26, 2011

Guppet

Gay Muppet.

I derogatory definition for a person who is not only a muppet (fool), but a muppet who is sexually inclined towards the same sex of muppet.

When you said to me that you forgot your brain and you fancied the other guys ass, we would call you a Guppet.

by Da'boys from da'West Side hole July 3, 2006

Gumpert

A cat that follows you around all the time, never leaving your side, and is always vocalizing its desire for attention/ food. A cat that talks back when you tell it to quit jumping on the counters/ blinds/ screen door/ dog.

Person to cat: "Get off the counter!"

Cat: "MEOW!"

Person to cat: "You are such a fucking Gumpert."

by tacobellcrazy July 15, 2011

gipper

When your body fat actually saves your life in an accident or injury.

Dave - "Did you see that guy get hit by that ice cream truck?!"

Shua - "Goddamn that boy is gipper!"

by Shuasage February 19, 2011

gopper

Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.
Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.
Female gopper, not known for social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.
Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech affliction.
Both sexes become hysterical when asked a difficult question.

Famous goppers include; Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross, Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody, Tracy Emin and Carol Thatcher.

by lawlessgirl April 6, 2007