Unexpected guest

They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.

Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."

Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~

poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement

All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.

by Stoodad June 11, 2016

guestion

Answering to a question which you are unsure about in a questioning way.

Greg: "Hey, Dave do you know the capital of China?"
Dave: "Bangkok?"
Greg: "Are you sure or is that a guestion?"

by EZ15 April 6, 2009

Guest Bartender

Someone who is bartending for an establishment at which they are not employed.

Erika is going to be the guest bartender at the Well tonight. And tomorrow.

by Jordan Roberts May 4, 2006

Gunston middle school

gunston middle school is the most ghetto school next to Thomas Jefferson middle school and kenmore in Arlington VA. There are 2 juuls per student, and the melanin b poopin. About 70% of the students who go here are Hispanic, the other 30% just act like they are ghetto. The only white girls that remain there get made fun of on the daily

wow you go to gunston middle school??? That place is hella ghetto?

omg is that a gunston middle school vsco girl?? and I oop sksksksksksk

by yung thotie 101 September 12, 2019

Guessturbation

The seemingly endless and indulgent media speculation before an anticipated event, such as product launches or trial verdicts.

Before Apple's WWDC, the media was climaxing in guessturbation.

by UrbanMervyn June 7, 2013

guestable

Adj: Clean, tidy or otherwise in a fit condition for guests to see.

ex1:

What's with the rabid cleaning?

"Dude, my girlfriend's parents are coming over for dinner; I've got just over 20 minutes to make my place 'guestable'!

ex2:

Why wouldn't you let my brother use your computer?

"Um... I'm not quite sure if my last browser tab was guestable..."

by Ifulna April 24, 2014

guest of honor

the object of your sexual fantasy while you rub one out

Sandy was the guest of honor last night

by Pat one December 27, 2017