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gramps champ

The overly slow and cautious driver, usually elderly but not necessarily, who manages to stay in front of you in traffic. They turn where you want to turn, exit where you want to exit, and go into the same parking lot you're heading for, and so they are always in the lead. You have trouble passing them because there's only one lane or else traffic volume is just too busy. So much to your frustration, you remain in second place while they undeservingly take the checkered flag!
Jack: "How come you're so late? The movie's about to start!"

Danny: "I was rushing, but I got stuck behind two or three gramps champs on the way here! It was so annoying!"
by GarthF March 7, 2006
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Grampy's Whiskers

An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.
Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
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grampaslacks

The act of scoring higher than the Pope at Centipede whilst devouring a baby-themed lampshade.
"Dude, I grampaslacks your score, Mr. John Paul...and this lampshade tastes NASTY!"
by Gangardo August 10, 2006
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move it or lose it, grampa

The phrase is pretty self explanitory.
Move it (command), or lose it (threat), grampa (insult).
Man, this group of idiots just stopped in the middle of the hall.
" MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, GRAMPA"!
by musicxlove June 29, 2006
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Grampy Bush

One having a big bush, the bush is very big due to it being left for months on end without tending too. Therefore, giving one a grampy bush
"Good thing you told me about having a Grampy Bush or else i wouldnt be able to wheel so many broads"
by Chuck Biggs February 19, 2007
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ur gramp a tramp

Almost equivalent to ur granny tranny but a little less of a roast.
Random Bastard: Ur Mum Gay, and ur dad lesbian
Me: Oh Yeah well, ur Gramp a tramp
Random Bastard: *Kills Self*
by TehSpicyMemeLord March 13, 2018
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Grampy

noun: one, usually being a grandpa, who excels are barbecuing.
My Grampy will BBQ for you!
by Suckafishhh December 9, 2008
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