groncho

Argentine slang - a derogative term for someone demonstrating "low class" behavior.

He just skipped out on paying the bill, what a groncho!

by Dr. HS Thompson May 3, 2011

groundhog

A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.

When a senior football player flirts with a freshman cheerleader, he is a groundhog.

by ynotnvme November 18, 2011

The Groucho Marx

To place male genitals over the eyes of a sleeping person, whereas the penis lays along the bridge of the nose.

Ha, did you see the picture of Cindy getting The Groucho Marx?
Dumb bitch should not have fallen asleep at the party.

by Lord Gekko May 8, 2008

chubby 'ole groundhog

An erection in between a semi-boner, and a full on boner.

"hey buddy, that girl just gave me a chubby 'ole groundhog!"

by david carver January 22, 2010

Gronchy

extremely disgusting, hoe-ish, a dirty-bitch, &grimey.

"ew ;that hoe's gronchy."

by Justine.<3. October 28, 2007

Groucher

When your knickers go up your bum. Same as a wedgie.

"I've got a groucher!"

by Suzi no m8s October 12, 2009

grouching

Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact love in, around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from Craigslist and at your best friend's wedding.

Da'Ron returned to the ceremony with his date after grouching in the alleyway, disheveled, wearing only men's stars and stripes bikini underwear. "America, fuck yea" - garbage truck beeping could be heard in the distance.

by grouching4life September 2, 2019