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stat graphic curse

A curse in sports where a small box of information known as a stat graphic appears on your TV explaining a current streak of some sort. After the stat graphic is no longer on your TV, the streak is snapped.
A stat graphic reads:

Bruins are the only team not to allow a power play goal in the playoffs. Two minutes later, the Bruins allow a power play goal in the playoffs.

If you are a Bruins fan, you have just fallen victim to the stat graphic curse.
by GM White May 1, 2010
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Goopher

A made up word by someone who doesn’t know the word “gopher”. The origin comes from a gay Swedish man named Timmy that claims he’s “the best Golf Clash player in the world”.
I can’t believe that ball didn’t go in the hole. It’s almost like there was a “goopher” in there!
by GeoffreyK July 20, 2018
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Gopher Punch

Pushing or punching your girlfriend's unreleased turd deep back into her bowel, with your knob, during a vigorous session of anal sex.
Doreen couldn't shit for three days after we had anal sex. I really gopher punched her good. She finally had to take and enema to get that rascal to pop its head out.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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tighten up the graphics

1) To work at an introductory-level tech position.
2) To attempt a feat without knowledge of how it can be done.

Phrase originates from a Westwood College commercial, in which two young videogame designers, dressed in 70s attire, report to their boss that they are "almost done with level 3, and need to tighten up the graphics a little bit."
1) "Once I move back to Arlington I'm gonna tighten up the graphics for Adobe Systems."

2) "I'm almost done with my quadratics homework, I just need to tighten up the graphics a little bit."
by denshuu September 10, 2005
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Graph

(definition)

1. A series of measurements based on votes on categories, or subscribers on channels (T-Series & PewDiePie)
by 📊 March 10, 2019
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gopher genocide

A term coined by gopher activists all around the globe in solidarity against anti-gopher sentiment and publicly supported death-squads.
North America has been waging a systematic war on its gophers for more than a century, one that can only be considered a gopher genocide.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
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glophigus

Johnny, did you hear that Ron likes to glophigus
by Podsy May 22, 2020
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