gronked

when something is very weird or out of the ordinary

why is this so gronked

by the most gronked January 28, 2025

Grongadoinks

A semi-humorous word to refer to large breasts.

Specifically used by scared virgins who never came close to seeing a real pair of breasts.

Her Grongadoinks make me nervous for her back.

by Tuning. May 16, 2025

Grogged

The past tense phrase of having called someone and talked to them on the phone while taking a poop.

“I called J.R. the other day while I was taking a shit. He didn’t even know he was getting grogged until he heard the toilet flush lol!”

by CBGLW August 17, 2025

Grogged out

Being so exhausted, usually sleepy or drunk to the point of mental disorientation, and uncoordinatedness. One can be grogged out awake mostly. It can mean to be in a deep sleep after one was very tired, but the is the second meaning.

Bro, I got 1 hour of sleep 2 days in a row, I'm hella grogged out.

by senseij February 18, 2026

Charlie Grongid

Alias: David Grongid, Daddy, Count Good-Dad, and Davey McRapeface.

Cross-dressing numpty, sex pest, and a bad father.

He thinks he's intelligent, but he's profoundly influenced by the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also highly likely to be a covert narcissist, so BEWARE!

But that's okay. He worked in a kitchen and thinks steaks are best cooked medium well.

Wow, this idiot is a complete Charlie Grongid! He creeps me out...

by GingerbreadDorn November 1, 2021

Get gonged

What we are gonna do to Tyrell

I’m gonna gong Tyrell with the force of a million gongs. GET GONGED !!!

by Gong.bang April 13, 2025