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walmart greeter

Usually someone of lesser intelligence or of a mentally impaired category. Top choices of wal-mart greeters are usually those with down syndrome, saggy balls, vaginal gericatric bat disease, or work release programs. Typically found at the entrance of walmarts, and sometimes packing a roll of different colored stickers in which they appraoch you as if to molest you and whatever item youare carrying and at the last moment... hand extened... a round sticker of random color is stuck on the item you are holding... assaulting it... and labeling it a return or previously paid for item.... running from the wal-mart greeter is usally followed by people with walkie talkies running after you....
I don't realy know of a given example of walmart greeter grab a simple roll of already opened toilet paper and walk into any walmart.... you'll see one of the above... stalking you like a jilted speed dater on a rape quest. Blind people can even sense a wal-mart greeter by the constant sniffling of runny snot... and the faint odor of cottage cheese.

The walmart greeter at our store dripped snot on a radio I was returning and stuck a rainbow of stickers on my 3 yr old. When I tried to walk to the return desk "Bubba" followed my 3 yr old who was crying and asked if she "wanta to see my pokemon pee pee?" I have a lawsuit pending.
by sanity clown October 28, 2006
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walmart greeter

To be a walmart greeter is humbling,a servant role,
someone who is doing their best. To those who despise
people who do greet you at the front door, the answer is
easy, don't go in.

yeah ...... yeah walmart greeters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be a Walmart Greeter, doing the little things is what means alot, such as helping someone with their shopping cart, or providing a wheelchair for someone needing assistance.
by woofy-to-you March 12, 2010
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Greened Out

When you get so high you simply forget what happened last night
Muchacho Uno: Hey, do you think I left my credit card at Taco Bell?

Muchacho Dos: We went to Taco Bell?

...

Señorita 1: Muchacho Dos, don't worry I greened out too.
by Butcher•D, boooiiiii January 7, 2016
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greeked

The act of being swindled by gypsy drifters (aka albino shape-shifting lizard bitches)
Those gypsy drifters sold me a bike with missing gears, I just got greeked.
by xant0s April 15, 2014
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greeked

When, without your knowledge, someone has already posted a message to an internet message board that contains principally the same content as what you've just posted.
Agh! TrippinDude already posted the defintion of "doppel!"

I've been greeked!
by George Lucas November 7, 2003
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Trent Greened

1. When somebody takes a vicious hit that you know hurts like a bitch.

2. When somebody completely obliterates something (ie a buffet)
1. Scrot-Did you see that guy get hit in the face with a brick in that video?
GG- yeah man...guy got trent greened hardcore

2. GG-Damn man you trent greened that buffet...there's nothing left to eat!
by GG The Jew April 20, 2007
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greated

Greatly greeted; Such as if you were greeted in such a way that made you flabbergasted.

A greeting that could only be described as a great greeting.
I was greated in bed by hot actress.
by Phreeto November 2, 2009
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