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ass gremlin

when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 7, 2004
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Beef Gremlin

The word "Beef" is used in a derogatory context to describe someone as "fat" or so big they are comparitive to cattle.
The word "Gremlin" is associated with a mythical and ugly creature.
When paired together, a "Beef Gremlin" is used to describe somebody who is a fat unpleasant creature.
EXAMPLE 1)

" I got so drunk last night I ended up going home with a beef gremlin"

EXAMPLE 2)

I need to go to the gym to get a summer body, I don't wanna be the beef gremlin on the beach.
by MeNzi June 10, 2015
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Gremlin Friend

A Gremlin Friend is that one friend we all have who hates the sunlight, has terrible mental health, and has no idea what a sleep schedule is. But they’re also lowkey cute and you want to hug them.
I think I’m the Gremlin Friend.

That’s because you are.
by calcifer the fire demon November 7, 2020
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Vagina Gremlin

A Vagina Gremlin is the little creature that inhabits a women's vagina. The Vagina Gremlin often steals condoms off the woman's unsuspecting partner to use as a sleeping bag. This can result in accidental pregnancy. The only way to obtain the stolen condom is for the woman, or man, to reach in with middle and forefinger and "tickle" the Gremlin until it relinquishes the stolen prophylactic. A woman's period is also caused by the Vagina Gremlin. When the Vagina Gremlin is tired, which is about once a month, he will take a pickaxe and cause the vagina to bleed. The woman, wishing to stop the bleeding, will place a soft, cottony tampon in place which serves as the Vagina Gremlins pillow. It is unknown exactly how many women have a Vagina Gremlin, or how they came into existence.
"I tried to have sex with Andrea last night but her Vagina Gremlin kept taking my condom off."
by Nathanus Maximus April 20, 2012
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Greening Out

After smoking (normally Marajuana) you may experience greening out.

Greening out basically is when you smoke and get really sick. Normally it comes with dizziness, impaired vision and balance, passing out, nausea, or in some extreme cases vomiting. You may also become sober extremely quick. Sometimes you may also experience chills and cold sweats. Normally, in most cases, it happens with non-smokers who are doing it for the first time.
Person 1: "Man I just took a fat ass dab and now I feel sick."
Person 2: "Bro your greening out, fuck!"
by Chungus_FootFungus September 10, 2020
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Greening Out

Makes you feel like shit for the whole night;

Makes you pray to god that you'll never smoke weed again,

Makes you say sorry to the person taking care of you, because you know in your head you just sobered them up & ruined their night,

Makes you feel like you're falling into quick sand, and your hand movements seem amaizing.

Makes you question if you've fried your brain, and this will never go away, and you'll live like a vegetable for the rest of your life.
J:"Yo man yo man yo man I think I'm greening out"
M:"No no no!"
by JTP18 January 18, 2009
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Facebook Gremlin

When someone nobody likes adds everybody on Facebook, then continues to creep on them. Then, eventually they try to get with you in person.
Dude, Facebook Gremlin Kelly was creepin all up on those guys on Facebook. She keeps adding everyone!
by Kellycockblock May 25, 2010
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