Gooned

the state of being a goon (jeff)

John : bruh jeff you are such a goon. Get gooned.

by Goon the goon November 2, 2021

Horn of the ox that gored him

Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms

He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".

by Big D-41 November 8, 2008

Gooned out

energized from listening to rap music for a long period of time; state where one feels like they could be a rapper regardless of race or ethnicity

"Yo every song on that meek mill mixtape goes hard"
"I know I'm totally gooned out after listening to the whole thing"

by DA BO$$ October 25, 2009

Goned

To get rid of something/someone. Similar to 'ghosted.'

What happened to your cheating ex?

He got goned.

by BethanyJ March 3, 2009

gooned

to be pranked or spoofed that serves the purpose to belittle somebody

"Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!"

"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"

"Lol no get gooned loser."

by relaton November 8, 2017

gorked up

Another way of saying fucked up in mixed company

Wow that situation is all gorked up...or refers to something physically messed up as in something is in need of repair...

by gorbgo09 June 7, 2017

Gorked

A combo of geeked and dorked (normally off of drugs)

Dude that crackhead was fucking gorked

by Bigboyginger March 1, 2019