Goozer

A gay man that leeks semen from his ass after a gangbang

Damn goozer left a snail trail all the way too the bathroom

by BlunT IT! March 14, 2019

gooze

A gap where you always lose/drop things. Eg; down the side of the sofa, the gap between the bed and the wall, behind the fridge, any small gap.

"Where in spaff's name did the TV control go?"
"It's down the gooze."

"I dropped my phone and now I can't find it!"
"Check the gooze!"

by A. Cockage October 4, 2006

Gooze

Gooze is slang for the drug GHB. Gooze is most commonly used in the gay circuit party scene and while the word is commonly used in the party scene all over the world, it was originally coined in San Francisco. It is both a verb and a noun.

Are you boozing or goozing? (v)

Do you have any gooze? (n)

I think I am going to gooze tonight. (v)

I have gooze, do you want some? (n)

by Snotty24 September 10, 2010

goomzeegams

Italian-American slang for a man’s testicles.

Mama Mia it’s colder than yah sista outside. Come over here and open that mouth so I can warm up these goomzeegams.

by Jimminycricket696969 February 20, 2023

goozer

male sex organ commonly referred to as the penis

"He has a big goozer!"

by Goozer Man June 28, 2007

goozerb

A corny bitch ass gay faggot noob. The meanest insult ever devised by man.

Yo man check out that fucking gay ass goozerb.

by 1337 MaStEr February 5, 2005

Goozer

When you break up with a girl who quiefs a lot on your dick, and sleeps with other men while dating you. You call her a goozer.

Man you know that chick Spencer I went out with. What a goozer.

by TheOneTheOnly December 5, 2012