Googleception

When malware redirects your searches to a Google look-alike instead of the real thing.

"Thanks to installing Utorrent without unselecting all the checkboxes, My browser crashes when all the following Googleception sites fight over my searches:
search.clearch.com
search.conduit.com
search.zugo.com
www2.mystart.com
mystart.com
bigseekpro.com
bigspeedpro.com
search.esnips.com
search.foxtab.com
search.brothersoft.com
search.softonic.com
search.infospace.com
search.iminent.com
search.facemoods.com
plusnetwork.com
alothome.com
search.alothome.com
search.chatvibes.com
searchnu.com
search.etype.com
searchya.com
int.search-results.com
search.searchcompletion.com
adoresearch.com
searchcore.net
googosearch.info
bar.searchqu.com
search.speedbit.com
search.toggle.com
click.searchnation.net
search.handycafe.com
searchnation.net
video.searchcompletion.com
searchbrowsing.com
search.sweetpacks.com
search.guardi.us
search.sweetim.com
WARNING DO NOT CLICK THESE LINKS!

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

googlejack

To use google to navigate to another site.

urm shit how do i get to facebook again? oh yea i go to google and type facebook then i click on the link! oh yea googlejacked baby!

by zimisfit January 14, 2011

googlefuck

when you have to hurry up and google something to find out what it is because you are talking to someone and don't want them to know you have no idea what they are talking about and don't want to seem stupid.

Mary told me to yell "Release the Kraken" and I was like Oh god, I gotta googlefuck that before she calls me on it!

by RubySparkle March 16, 2010

googlefail

May 14, 2009 - The day that Google failed. All of google's services slowed down to an incredibly slow speed, while some like Gmail and Google Maps were completely unaccessible. While most issues were resolved by noon EST, such an epic fail on google's part has not been recorded in recent history.

Dude 1: Hey man i'm trying to check my gmail and it won't load
Dude 2: wtf?! im trying to get directions to that sushi place and google maps won't load
Dude 3: i just tried searching something on google and it took 15 minutes to load...
Dude 1: could it be?
Dude 2: i think so...
Dude 1,2 and 3: googlefail!

by veedawg May 14, 2009

googlelateral damage

the damage to a persons reputation incurred by google search results

given my past, I dropped a letter from my last name to minimize googlelateral damage

by Pauline Albamar April 22, 2011

googlefucked

Totally fucked, beyond any hope of redemption. Fucked to the (mathematical power of Google).
Unsalvageable; beyond hope; untouchable.

My wife told me not to eat the leftovers, I forgot. I am Googlefucked.

by Herbos, a prince November 22, 2015

googleage

Having a list of subjects to google, once you start googling you are effectively addressing your 'to do' list therefore having lots of googleage to do. I to do list using google.

Today I have explored many companies using google, I started this morning by writing the whole list out and then addressing them on google one by one this is googleage.

by Disco dave April 12, 2014