gothtard

A gothtard is a person who pretends they are obbsessed with music, and wears borrowed band tees, and think they are punk. They are also rejected from society from being unshowered, and idiots, so they group together like rejected animals.

jill- "oh my god, keep walking theres a gothtard over there"

by kellykat! August 24, 2008

Goochturd

Goochturd, noun- A goochturd is a turd that originates from the gooch or vagina

Sentence: Man I fucked Sally so hard last night that a goochturd fell out.

by Zseltz May 18, 2015

Goochturd

Goochturd, verb- the act of taking a turd out of the toilet that you shit out the previous day that way it's odor is awful and falls apart more easily to shove into your partners vaginal or anal cavity

Sentence: I pulled a goochturd on Sally last night and she rode my dick after I did it, I used that shit as lube too

by Zseltz May 18, 2015

Gootard

The word used to say 'gutted' to a fucktard.
Works best as a solo word.

'I just completely pwned myself running upstairs.'
'Gootard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

goochtrack

the piece of skin between the male scrotum & the anus. a common term in scarborough

anus anal steve1time goochtrack

by r1deano October 15, 2009

goobtard

A nerdy person that also manages to look stupid.

"Wow, that kid is a mouth-breather wearing socks and sandals. What a goobtard!"

by Nodda-Goobtard September 27, 2013

Gooftardious

A goofy gooberton who act like a stupid idiot fart nugget poop brain.

You know that dude who acts like a Gooftardious? Yeah i hate him.

by Goofyboobppinmouf October 12, 2022