golfer's tan

the tan lines left by a golf glove, shorts, golf shoes, and golf polo.

Mike: Why is one hand lighter than the other?
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.

by PeanutButter0910 July 15, 2007

gomer

Medical slang for a patient who "has lost--often through age--what goes into being a human being" (quote from Samuel Shem's "The House Of God"). Typically an old demented noncommunicative patient. Stands for "Get Out Of My Emergency Room".

I wish that gomer in room 3820 would stop moaning.

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004

Golfer

A girl/woman who squeezes their arms together which causes their boobs push against each other and cause more cleavage to show. This results in them look like they're golfing.

"At the pool party grace was totally being a golfer."

by kdlookinass July 2, 2017

gomerAmerica

Term used by the East Coast Blue State Liberal Elite to describe Middle (or "Red State") America, which they view as consisting solely of Bible-thumping, gun-toting uneducated gaptoothed yokels who all drive their pickup trucks to Wal-Mart.

Please note the correct spelling...lowercase g, capital A.

"Well Dan, it looks like gomerAmerica has handed President Bush a mandate for a second term. Clearly, the Democratic agenda of abortions and gay marriages for everyone didn't resonate with them."

by ilk December 17, 2004

Goomer

A person that plays glacier too much

Aid3n is a goomer he has over 110k minutes on glacier!

by Glacier psycho July 26, 2022

Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.

Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.

by Rory O'Doul October 1, 2018

Gohmert

(noun) A surprising event, action, or remark followed up by a ridiculous explanation.

The congressman really pulled a Gohmert when he tested positive for coronavirus, then explained that he must have contracted it due to wearing a mask.

by WiseOldBag July 30, 2020