golmer 

A term used to describe a made-up phrase which means exactly the same thing as a more commonly-used word, but is less widely accepted by the society in which it is created; a neologism.

Whizzbong is a golmer I made up for basketball. Because who wants to use the term basketball? Whizzbong sounds cooler.

Also, golmer is a neologism for neologism.

golmer by ShotgunNinja December 16, 2013

gohmert 

noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous Louie Gohmert, Republican Congressman from Texas

Gohmert: I heard on Fox where them aliens is comin' to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!

Dude: Don't be such a gohmert.

Gohmert: I ain't a gohmert. I just voted for 'im.

gohmert by I'mTheDoctor September 3, 2012

sleep golfer 

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .

Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!

sleep golfer by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019

gohmert 

Any stupid, foolish or obtuse public official. Origin: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of the stupidest individuals ever to set foot in the U.S. Capitol an elected representative.

Congressman ________ was being a total gohmert when he voted against aid to victims of Hurricane __________.

Only a compete gohmert would vote for a guy that just lost his seat in Congress as Speaker of the House.

gohmert by DeclanPA January 5, 2013

Gohmert 

verb: to say something that is obviously and patently untrue to the point of stupidity, then when called upon to provide concrete evidence of the assertion, to flounder about angrily while shouting about the integrity of the questioner.

The Congressman Gohmerted for 5 minutes when called upon by Anderson Cooper to provide evidence that terror babies are being sneaked across the border.

Gohmert by Harkonnen'sSuppuratingPustule August 13, 2010

Louie Gohmert Pyle 

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.

Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Louie Gohmert Pyle by LaughingAloud December 27, 2022

Gomer's Pile 

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!

Gomer's Pile by jump the shark December 28, 2011