goiker

1. A slang word used to describe an individual who thrives on creating or intensifying drama within a group.

-Can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked

2. Can also mean "jacked up". (goik)

1. After not being invited to the theatre Saturday evening, Cathy was acting as a goiker by double-crossing her friends who did not invite her, spreading gossip and lies.

Cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.

2. Matilda was goiked last night at the club.

-OR-

Felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. She explained, "Stupid b*tch, I want my cappuccino. This is f*ing goik!"

by Tim M July 23, 2008

Gollered

Being out did or one upped by someone.

Man, I though my Ford F150 was nice, but he gollered me when he bought that F450.

by Wentworth385 September 5, 2013

goiterlove

The intense infatuation with large skin protrusions particularly around the neck area. Such feelings could be sexual in nature.

A medical student who reviews T-3 abnormality slides suddenly realized he/she is intensely interested or possibly sexually aroused by such images. It's now a case of goiterlove

by Admonium September 10, 2013

Gowlery

When some says something ridiculous and naive.

"She's not a celebrity because she has 10,000 followers on Instagram , quit that gowlery."

"That is absolute gowlery you're talking"

by Muineachain August 5, 2019

goitered

adj. something that is said or done that is so repulsive, it can only be conceivably accomplished by someone with a goiter

"I hear Thomas didn't care what the dog was doin'. What a goitered take.

by scoobydingle July 5, 2021

reverse goiter

the act of punching someone in the throat

"if you don't shut up i'm gonna reverse goiter you"
"oooh reverse goiter...right in the adam's apple"

by Brian Choj September 11, 2008

gooler

Term for being suspended from an internet forum.

That retard Joe pissed off the mods and now has to spend a week in the gooler.

by Wixer June 20, 2007