Godwin's Law

Made obsolete by the Neocons.

Thanks to the Neocons, Godwin's law is now obsolete.

by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law

"As an internet discussion about Bill O'Reilly grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Falafel or Loofa approaches one."

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing..."

"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."

by TWL.com August 12, 2008

Godwin

An alpha male. An absolute Giga Chad. AKA...An Alpha GOD. Godwin radiates with such masculine energy that no women can resist. A GODDDDDD" that "WINS" all.

That guy.. Godwin, I can't help but feel the carnal desire to bow before his excellence upon his presence

by GW101001 April 23, 2022

Godwin's Third Law

Formally Stated Godwin's Third Law is: For every mention of Godwin's Law, there will be an equal and opposite negative reaction. The statement means that in every interaction on the internet, where there is a pair of opposing opinions a reverence to Nazism or Hilter will be made, followed by some reference to Godwin's Law ; immediately followed in turn by a reference of Godwin's Law (see Godwin's Second Law) and then inevitably a further remark, usually made by a third party stating that Godwin's Law does not apply or that any mentioning Godwin's Law is somehow shouting down the argument . With each level ofassertion Godwin's law the BS level grows exponentially.

Third Party: Godwins "law" is really just an internet trend. It is NOT an actual law, nor is it part of actual debate or logic.
Forth Party: Ha ha! Godwin's Third Law - you lose.

by DaveSmith2013 August 29, 2016

Godwin

someone who has chapped lips

1: man his lips were totally godwin when I was kissing him
2: oh, ew dump him

by Thatsupergirl May 15, 2020

Godwin

A young chap who has a incessant adoration for the children's cartoon character "Doc McStuffins". Although he may be short, he is quite a feisty gentleman and a valiant friend. May he rest in peace <3

LMAO it's Godwin, the short guy!

by X_DerpyBr0_X November 23, 2021

GodwinJan

Belongs in the vast majority of Mammals. The peak human being with high intelligence, large , and inevitable influence and power. GodwinJan's are most likely to lead their neighboring society. They're one of the most creative and crafty creature that pro-founded most technology that exists nowadays. But even with such distinctive characteristics, GodwinJans are rare and hard to find. If you encounter a GodwinJan, make sure to greet them with full respect. They are also very aggressive because of the fact that they can't get any female companion.

I'd bet my whole pog collection just to be half as good as GodwinJan.

by meaning reaper June 16, 2022