god

Imaginary father figure invented to help people deal with the meaninglessness of their lives.

"Don't worry, just because your a pizza-faced freak, God still loves you"

by Durrikan July 4, 2006

god

A clever illusion designed by the mentally ill to keep human civilization from reaching the stars. An illusion created to prevent humans from accepting that they die and decay away like every other living being, and to effectively control the gullible, stupid majority of the human species.

God is the answer to all problems. Not technology, logic, education, because they are evil and not of God.

by AYB February 8, 2003

god

"dog" spelled backwards.

The dyslexic child named his new puppy "God."

by Troy February 6, 2003

god

me

I'm a god.

by Poof now ya know November 6, 2021

god

bullshit

the idea of a god is bullshit.

by hannibal lickter April 2, 2009

god

A tool used by those that hold power to control the masses.

God is nothing more than a figment of your imagination.

by fedzMONKEY July 1, 2003

god

It doesn't exist. It fuckin' doesn't exist. Where's the evidence? I am not going to join your religion unless you give proof that s/he exists.­

Religious Chatroom:

AtheistThatWantsProof: God doesn't exist.
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: OMG STFU GAY FAGGOT!!!1 UR GOIN TO HELL AND UR GAY. BCUZ GOD DOZ EKZIST U STOOPUD ATHIEST!!111
AtheistThatWantsProof: Oh, really? Can you give me any evidence to back up your claims?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UHHHMMM, WELL UHH ERR...
AtheistThatWantsProof: hmm?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999: UMMMMNN...
AtheistThatWantsProof: Well?
XxXGODLOVERXxX999 has just signed off.

by not found [Error 404] May 11, 2007