Gaten Matarazzo

Cutest and most amazing human being ever! Starred on Stranger Things (2016-present) and is literally the best actor on it!! He takes no shit from no one and despite having Cleidocranial Dysplasia, he still perserveres and never stops believing! Let this be a lesson to all of those who don't believe in yourselves, he has been turned down so many acting jobs, and yet he still tried and auditioned a lot.

I don't want to try anymore.

Don't give up! Be like Gaten Matarazzo and keep trying!

by NoahSchnappBabe December 20, 2018

Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.

by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

Gaten matarazzo

gaten is a hot and loving person. he’s that type of person to be an actor and be a model cus how hot he is!!

gaten matarazzo is so hot!

by stranger_things_fan December 10, 2020

nanny goatee

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".

You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.

by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011

thong goatee

hairs that stick out from a skanky girls underwear/bathing suit bottoms

guy 1: that girl was pretty hot
guy 2: no way man, she had a scraggley thong goatee.

by alfofspringfield August 14, 2008

Musty Goaltender

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.

Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.

by ski9600 September 1, 2009

Goaltend

similar to a rebound, but is attempted on a currently dating couple

Im gonna go get the rebound off pauls girl,
But they are still dating,
Nevermind, ill go for the goaltend

by npv April 19, 2011