jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

gnurk

The noise that your mouth makes involuntarily when your brain is completely confused. A more guttural and primal version of "huh?"

Can also convey slightly nauseated confusion.

Jim "If I could I definitely tap that Po's little red ass"
Bob "Gnurk?"
Jim "Oh...errr...I mean Teletubbies are so 1990's"

by Blondini April 3, 2008

Gnark

Surf talk for someone who is a complete and absolute nerd. Very old surf lingo for someone who constantly talks about being great at school.

That AG student is always talking about their grades, he is such a damn gnark.

by Cadwomp September 15, 2009

gerkke

The act of becoming Jurassic

Yo that dinosaur is gerkke

by Vindaloo(browntelkatisis) November 15, 2018

gnerbly

Unpleasant fatty, tendony pieces in meat of any kind.

Damn! Is anyone else’s beef have a lot of chewy pieces?! This stuff sure is gnerbly!

by Davey63 April 11, 2019

Anime Gneck

It is a mix of shrek(y’all know shrek), anime girl(pretty sure you know what anime is) and noggins gnome (from the YOU’VE BEEN GNOMED meme)

Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: I like Anime Gneck!
Girl 1: OMG YOUR SO COOL

by Noggins Gnome October 16, 2019

Surfin' for the gherkin

Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating

I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.

by Spartacusss February 18, 2009