glurping

oral sex

lets get straight to the glurping

by _obs_ June 1, 2018

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024

Glurping

The act of filling your foreskin with fish food in a bowl-like manner followed by placing your penis inside of the fishtank- Furthermore, allowing the fish to swim into the said foreskin to eat.

Thank god its almost 5:00pm. Ive been thinking about glurping all day!

by glurpgod24 January 21, 2025

Gurpin

When someone is geeking on the internet, in particular social networking sites. Addicted to newsfeeds or internet stalking.

Dude quit gurpin on Sarah's timeline, she broke up with you 3 months ago!

by biglex86 November 9, 2013

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Glumping

Accusing someone of being homosexual after strongly hinting at having homosexual tendencies yourself.

Dude 1: Wanna see my dick?

Dude 2: No, but that guy's ass is lookin hella phat on god.

Dude 1: Bruh that's kinda gay.

Dude 2: Wtf bro stop glumping.

by Freggsmash May 25, 2020

Glurpies

Group of people who maintain sexually activity with each other knowing they have herpies

Man they are a bunch of glurpies. Those glurpies are crazy.

by Bonin19 April 29, 2021