Glurp

To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.

Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.

by lilantie May 19, 2009

glurp

the sound made while trying to suck a giant dick.

when I heard the glurp noise while julie was goin' down on me, I knew I had a big dick..

by mikeyboi December 18, 2004

glurp

the sound COOL snakes make

look all the marshmallows are hooked together, now its a snake. glurp, glurp. glurp, glurp.

by anonymous December 12, 2004

glurping

someone who hugs without pants

she likes glurping random citizens

by polkic May 18, 2010

glorphenhiemer

No set definition. This word can be used to describe anything. So if you don't know the word, just say glorphenhiemer

You're such a glorphenhiemer!

by Jakson July 24, 2003

Glurpy

Stupidity

Your action just shows that you're in complete glurpy

by aziqasyla November 13, 2018

gurphy

thick idiot from formby liverpool united kingdom who thinks that the world is such a nice place and is oblivious to every thing around him. he often gets ass raped at college in southport but dosnt realise as he belives that it is a form of greating. many people slap him acreoos the face as well disliked by many liked by few.

gurphy what is that on your coat?
BIRD SHIT Owwww!!!

by David Raddley April 5, 2005