gourning

Gang cow meanign

Good gourning

by Psneu September 29, 2022

Gurning

The grotesque face a creature may pull may they are absolutely fucking pinging.

As seen on Gurners of the Galaxy

Mate, what did you take last night? You were fucking gurning.

by RoryStuff September 1, 2019

glirting

Flirting between two people of the same gender, one or both of whom may be straight and who are not actually attracted to each other. More common among females, but used humorously by males. From the words "gay" and "flirting".

Dude A: Matt, I know what you like!
Dude B: Bro, are you glirting with me again?

by LavenderRox January 27, 2010

Gurning like a hippo

A rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. For example when working at a computer or watching TV.

Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple

No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...

by Almosnoopy August 7, 2011

Gurning Ape

A very ugly looking vagina that has the uncanny resemblence to a member of the monkey family

It was like I was toungueing a gurning ape

by Jonas Schmitt October 14, 2003

glaunting

You are a sexyyyyy fuck;

Natasa: That guy is sooo sexy!!
Aimee: No bitch, thats GLAUNTING<33

by Natasa and Aimee February 24, 2008

Gurting

When 2 or more bro's get together too satisfy their go-gurt fetishes and fantasies.

I walked into mike's bedroom the other day to find him gurting with his friend, it was obvious with them being naked and having go-gurt sprayed all over their faces.

by xmidnightxx October 4, 2009