Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.

Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.

by profeser.munt March 28, 2024

Glumping

Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.

“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”

by diaperman March 29, 2024

Glumping

Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot

I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy

by Eatmyass247 March 30, 2024

Glumpinkin

Having sex with a pumpkin

-The pumpkin has to be moldy

-The pumpkin has to be carved

"Bro, I'm so horny I could go for a glumpinkin."

by Я ненавижу ты лил ниггер April 10, 2024

Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.

My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

glunking

the act of slurping pre-workout out of your gymbro’s asscrack and getting a whiff of his natural smelling salts

Brad: “I wanna take my pre bro”
Chris: “I’ll get ready for the glunking”

by gymbro-ology June 13, 2024

Glumpinkin

When you have sex with a moldy carved pumpkin

"I could really go for a glumpinkin right now" said the glumpinkin man

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024