dirty gumballs

Gumballs tied to a string used as anal beads

Did you bring the dirty gumballs?

by tanner gumballs November 15, 2016

Blueballs

All tease and no please. Your balls ache like semi ran them over after hours of having an erection without an orgasm.

We've been fooling around all night and I came on UD to make sure I had blueballs. Ahh! Thay ache like a mofo

by ScandoMan September 21, 2009

Guiballs

To eat, the male genetalia(Balls). Root "gui" meaning to eat.

Jake ate Dres Balls therefore he guiballed.

" Hey fuck you guys guiballs" meaning fuck you eat my balls.

"keep pissin me off bitch and ill make you gui my balls"

"You guiballs so much, you are a guiball master!

Guiballs

by BigSexy54 August 30, 2009

Verbal Blueballs

When you're ready to yell at someone after they make one more stupid comment, and they somehow keep you from finishing, leaving you in a rage and ready to snap on anyone

I was about to make her cry if she said one more stupid thing. I was just waiting for it, but then she apologized and walked away. Now I've got verbal blueballs so watch yourself

by Scopehound December 4, 2010

Gumballs

The act of injecting Heroin into your testicles; having testicles filled with Heroin.

"I scored some heroin last night, and I gave myself gumballs."

by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013

blueballs

when helen cant finish ryan off

i got blueballs its so sore

by banter ficker June 21, 2016

Spring Blueballs

What happens in April when you get dosed with some sexy 70-80 degree foreplay. The snow is melted and spring has come at last! But Mother Nature ain't givin it up that easy. Just as soon as you get your shorts out it dumps snow for 2 weeks.

Seems to be common in Montana, The Dakota's and Wyoming.

Some Chick -"I can't believe it's snowing today and it was 75 yesterday."

You- "Yeah, talk about Spring Blueballs."

by Gannon Hester April 26, 2008