Glonked

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.

I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glonked

A situational problem that is clearly needed to solve the problem.

Man, I broke the guitar that you gave me. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glonked

The state after hitting your head and you are incoherent

*person hits head*
Friend: bro your absolutely glonked

by Jeshshshdhdhd August 10, 2025

Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything, and the meaning changes to the user's will, depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said

That's so glonking annoying!
Stop that or I will glonk you.

by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025

Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said

WHAT THE GLONK HAVE YOU DONE?
You're a glonking idiot.
YOU NEED TO STOP GLONKING IN YOUR BEDROOM

by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025

glonk

does nothing and dies

My teammates are such glonks!

by _catdude February 2, 2025

Glonk

When someone or something is absolutely fucking useless/does nothing and dies.

Keith: I feel like a glonk. I do nothing besides rot in my fuckin bed.

Peter: Dw ur more meaningful than my ranked teammates. They’re so retarted!

by fillthevoid_001 February 4, 2025