Glonk Eliel

- A kid that doesn’t do shit in game and is overall buns at the game and acts zesty

Yo, you’re such a glonk eliel at this game

by Mr yummy bean June 5, 2025

The Glonk

A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg

Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat

by The glonk November 10, 2020

Glonking

Failing to digest Gluten

That Glonk is Glonking right now!

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonk

To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.

"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."

"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."

by Grobert January 21, 2024

Little glonk

Glonk but little

Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist

by Little glonk August 6, 2021

Glonk

Does nothing its whole life and just dies/meaningless

"youre a glonk"

"discord mods are glonks"

by Arieo July 14, 2025

Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out

He was glonking last night.

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024