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globesity

Noun - The condition of being obese; increased body weight caused by excessive accumulation of fat; Obesity on a global scale; The fattening of the world.
Obesity is not only an epidemic in this country, it is a global explosion. Researchers say “globesity” is out of control, and the health care community has ideas to help stem the tide of expanding waistlines. - quoted from WebMD
by S. OniNezumi October 26, 2005
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to globulate

The action of going into a room, becoming disorientated and forgetting where you are and what your original intentions were. At the same time, you have taken a piece of stationery into the room and brandished it at the air in the room in general, and then left without doing what you intended.
"Excuse me sir, are you trying to return this biro...?"

"oh no, He's just globulating. I think I want to globulate also."
by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007
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Globull Warming

Junk science that claims man can make the earth's temperatures rise. Recently proven to be bunk, based on lies. Gee, we can't make it rain in LA, but we have the power to change the planet's temperatures...riiiiight.

Globull Warming is a con game designed to make a few people rich with scare tactics. It's followers are a cult, and they are now at the Jonestown stage.
It's 5 degrees in Spokane, WA, right now. Fuck Globull Warming!
by tuftskins December 10, 2009
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a globulator

A person or object which has a tendency to globulate
"Oh no. A globulator. Flee children. Flee!"
by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007
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Globule

A glob of something or something that's round and squishy.
by Crazy Abe January 26, 2004
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glubus

A person who masturbates compulsively to livestock
Look at him over there staring at those pigs, gettin spank bank imagery,what a glubus
by knuts2567 November 22, 2010
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globujobbulus

when something or someone looks, tastes, smells, feels, or sounds so amazing that it is out of this world
The lobster we ate yesterday was globujobbulus.
by moo&jobster July 17, 2019
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