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Absolute monarchy on the outskirts of Phildelphia under the jurisdiction of the omnipotent ruler Timothy Merlini. Though a harsh and ruthless king, he represents G-Side well in the forms of getting fucked up, fucking bitches and, last but certainly not least, getting money (on the reg!). Though Glenside is a landlocked territory, its residents can be seen partying on yachts. Also home to Tommy Gunz (aka Choppa, the Chicago piano, the rap Leonidus, etc.) who has been known to snap a few necks and, subsequently, cash a few checks. See ya at Brooke muhfucka
Tiiim: YEOo!
Glensidian: (bows) Your highness! The town has gone to ruins! Plague and famine have ravished our once mighty kingdom. Our women and children have become slaves. Our men fight yet they die fighting. Hope is lost!
Tim: Yea but we can still get merked with some bitties.
T-Gunz: Yea I don't give a fuck! Glenside!
Glenside by Wayne Brady18 October 1, 2009
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making little or no sence at any given time
stop being so glenis, god!
glenis by Dark slayer m8 October 6, 2006
the first definiton got it perfect. It's officially the greatest town in the history of civilization. one note though, GLENSIDE is always spelled entirely in capital letters, thus to signify it's excellence over crap towns that only capitalize their first letter. GLENSIDE is a mainly all upper-middle class, Irish, roman catholic town, with tremendous pride, toughness, class and tolerance of alcohol. GLENSIDE owns anything and everything in the world.
GLENSIDE owns the following; Junkintown, Elkins park, Roslyn, Flowertown, Fox chase, Norf hills.
GLENSIDE by GLEN SIDE January 10, 2008

Glennion 

noun- a person who, at first glance, appears to have a many-layered personality and prone to deep, contemplative emotion, but upon further examination is realised to be one-dimensional and carefree.
At first, I thought Kyle was a very deep person, but after a while, I realized he was a glennion.
Glennion by Glenike December 9, 2008
A sexy girl who i would do anything for her
go and buy me the worlds most sexy clothes
glesny by Ancient Chinese Man November 23, 2003
Glenside is a great place to be! every one knows everyone! the schools there are great! its pretty big..bigger than u would think. a popular spot it kewsick villge where a thetaer n tavern...pizza places and other great store to go to. it seem like glenside has all ur need there.,
billy bob: yo glenside is the place to be!!
joe:huh??
bill b: uhavent hear of glenside?
joe: never
billy b: *sigh* i need to teach u a lot
Glenside by phillies35 January 22, 2009