Glennion

noun- a person who, at first glance, appears to have a many-layered personality and prone to deep, contemplative emotion, but upon further examination is realised to be one-dimensional and carefree.

At first, I thought Kyle was a very deep person, but after a while, I realized he was a glennion.

by Glenike December 9, 2008

Glennoned

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.

EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.

by ccccchris December 14, 2012

Glennon

A common expression used as a substitute for the word "deity" or "god"

"Praise Glennon"

"Oh my Glennon"

by Glens December 24, 2013

mike glennon

The best thing that ever happened to the Jacksonville Jaguars

Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.

by EW! January 31, 2021

Glenning

Beating or hurting someone to the point of tears. A UK slang

John: Why’re you bleeding bro.
Jack: I was glenned in the classroom.

Y.O and SD did a glenning.

by Kwabena Asare May 13, 2019

Glenning

Someone is obsessed with their girl friend and is in so much fear they will break up so they do everything they can to be nice to them

Omg fin is Glenning

by SparkyEveriss April 20, 2020

Glenning

argueing the same thing without realizing you are argueing the same thing.

It takes 20 minutes to get the point across because he is glenning the entire time.

by ##40 January 23, 2021