goerking

Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.

Did you see that rats nest of a strava ride? 10K in 20 miles. That dude was goerking it hard.

by Special_KF June 14, 2018

gleek out

verb: to indulge in repeated viewing of the show called Glee.

I plan to gleek out this weekend instead of going to my friend's party.

by EiramEnnovy October 15, 2013

gerksed

Gerks, to beat the shit out of someone in toronto slang

To get gerksed is to be beaten up

You finna gets gerksed if you dont nize yo shit

by Canadian boi6969669696966 February 20, 2019

Gerk Walk

A fire song created by a Jewish, Korean and Indian guy.

"All your shit fake, nigga that's a gerk walk
Real nigga bitch I'm a custom, you a default"
"반지가 무거워서 내 걸음은 gerk walk
Young ninja off the Goop and I'm through the booth"
"Everybody who a human do the gerk walk (Yuh)
Everybody who assuming that we gerk yuh (Gerk)"

by ParagonIsABadName January 19, 2022

Glerch

Merch for RanbooLive’s show Generation Loss. Items of Glerch include, glants, gleanies, glirts, gloodies (they have glockets, don’t worry) and of course, Ranboo’s famous Glock.

1: Hey mom, can I get some Glerch?

2: Some what?

1: Gen Loss merch?

2: Oh, sure sweetie. What exactly do you want?

1: A glock.

by -Aro- April 27, 2023

shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

Gherkin

When you use quick wit to say something funny in the context of an ordinary conversation, the recipient of your wit must exclaim “gherkin” in recognition of your superior banter

Jon - “What do you think of my newly styled facial hair”

Jack - “looks like you had a face transplant with someone’s muff”

Jon - “gherkin”

by johnbingbang February 15, 2020