chomo glasses

prison issued glasses for a child molester...hence chomo...you know the ones...big,brown, and cover a large portion of your face.

That DeLaSoul looking pedophile is sportin the chomo glasses....not so stylish

by kelsd August 14, 2011

death glare

A look of pure hatred given to someone that has seriously wronged you. When done successfully, it should appear as if daggers or flames are coming out from your eyes. The most fierce of death glares will even reduce people to tears, or make them move away from you in fear.

Bob: Man is that girl a jerk!
Joe: Hahahahaha
Girl: *death glare*
Joe: Dude, look at the death glare she's giving you you better back off.

by valrockstar328 December 31, 2007

Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Tina Fey Glasses

1) Horn rimmed or otherwise very nerdy eye glasses, typically characterized as something worn by librarians, naughty secretaries, or US Vice Presidential candidates.
2) Perceived by some to be the modern day equivalent of "F Me Pumps," especially when worn by extraordinarily beautiful professional women who are smart, funny and successful.

"I'm wearing my Tina Fey Glasses so I'll look extra hot at the party tonight!"

by My2wins October 29, 2008

Glasses Jasses Superbrasses

1. A lesser known film and TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing glasses.

2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.

John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!

Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!

by DogfinderGeneral October 29, 2020

bumblebee glasses

The huge sun glasses that every mtv california wannabe girl wears. They are mostly used to cover up %65 of your face. This is either because the girl did not put on makeup this morning or she wants to look like every other girl on the street so that men see the glasses instead of their true ugliness.

me: "Hey look at that hot chick over there!"
other person: "Where, I dont see her?"
me: "Next to the ugly chick trying to look hot in those bumblebee glasses

by Matthew Brady July 8, 2006

Dahmer Glasses.

Glasses of the same style that serial murderer Jeffery Dahmer wore.

Massie looks like a creep in those Dahmer Glasses.

by JoshxVomit. July 1, 2010