Glazed Peach

A glistening, wet pussy aka a Peach. One that's moist from sexual stimulation.

I got home tonight and found my girl in bed with a glazed peach.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2016

Glaven!

Some crazy word made up by some crazy guy named Proffeser John Frink who will make you think most probably he uses it in place of a swear word.

Some guy: I killa you!
(he hits Frink with a bat)
Frink: With all the pain and the hurting and the crying to mummy. MM... GLAVEN!

by Scurvy Sea Dog May 8, 2005

Glaze and Shame

An act whereby a male ejaculates on a girl in a visible place, usually the face, and forces her to appear in public with some or all of the jizz still visible.

Allegedly Federline did this to Britney Spears in the fall of 2005. There are actually images online of the Spears shaming.

I was so pissed at her, I made her do a glaze and shame. When she showed up at work, her friend Lindsey was the first to notice she had a little something extra on her face.

by Mikey Likesit June 17, 2006

the glare of disgust

It's that look you get from somebody who enters the restroom as you are exiting after having dropped a particularly smelly dump.Many times the unsuspecting victim will stop dead in their tracks as if they had walked into an invisible wall.They may even be taken aback a step or two. The matter is further complicated if the victim is a friend or acquaintance. Future relations will certainly be diminished because you will always be associated with the smell of your shit.

The principal walked into the men's room just as I flushed my mess. The glare of disgust told me I may not graduate this year.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

glaze goatee

the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.

After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.

by theinstigator December 30, 2013

glazed delights

n: Any fried cake or doughnut with a confectionary-style glazing enveloping it. Term used by upstanding gentlemen harkening to the turn of the 20th century. May often be dangerously sweet to the point of hyperactivity ensuing.

a:sexual congress with a sweaty person; or, sexual deeds resulting in generally sticky and sweet oozings hardening to a candy shell.

n: Examples include an apple fritter eaten by Pops on Regular Show which "Tasted like magic"

a: "I'm not one to share sordid details. However, let's say we were sharing our glazed delights til dawn.'

by paul z ated January 26, 2014

glazed popsicle

The act of when a penis is covered by feces,and semen and someone is brutally forced to eat it

Taylor had gave me a glazed popsicle last night.

by qpl January 30, 2015