gipper

a word describing the mixed feelings of being both giddy and hyper at the same time.

diamond in my ear, prauda on my zipper, gucci be the slippers. damn I'm feeling gipper.

by The NOSE! January 26, 2011

Guppet

A person who is a combination between a muppet and a puppet. They are simply tools of an industry or a set of beliefs and is incapable of thinking for themselves. Will often repeat the same quips over and over again, enforce mundane rules, and usually get many people to dislike them. Often confused with a tool, but has full knowledge that he is a corporate whore.

Marie: Ugh that Craig guy always says "cunt-tinue" to try and be cool, and it's so annoying after a while.

Brian: He's a Guppet. Watch out for him, he'll try to be funny and get to be your friend just so he can use you to move up in the world.

by Chris R. I. P. January 11, 2009

Gippergasm

What a Republican has when he touches himself while thinking about Ronald Reagan.

Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall.

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God...!

Jesus, Bob, don't have a Gippergasm.

by knowcebo October 13, 2011

gappetizer

Laying car lengths on an opponent in a drag race .

My car with the new mods is going to be handing out gappetizers .

by leavin steven October 8, 2019

Geppettophile

A person who has a sexual attraction to puppets

Puppets shouldn't go out after dark for fear of lurking geppettophiles.

by Burr (Steakface) April 12, 2021

Geppettophile

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken

Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile

by Queefburgler April 29, 2021

gimpet

Someone who is in dire need of vitamins and who may or may not have worked as a gimp in a previous career

Dave is such a gimpet; you can tell he hasn't left his house in the last month!

by sophy667 May 10, 2021