Gimpington port stanely

Much like a gimpington but more of a cunt

Your a right gimpington port stanely!

by Richingtpnajp June 11, 2009

gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.

Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.

by neilyboy March 5, 2008

Gilping

Present participle of Gilp (Verb) or to be Gilped (Past Tense)

1. When one has been lead to believe something that it not true. Similar to that of being punked. (Past Tense)

2. Flicking of ones own tonsils. (Present Participle)

3. The noise created from oral sex performed as a sexual act between a man and a woman. (Verb)

Paul: Sandra, I love the way that my cock hitting against your tonsils makes you sound like you are Gilping.

Sandra: Gilp! Gilp! Gilp!

Paul: Pow! You've just been Gilped!

by SimonJAC December 18, 2012

gipping and handling

Derisive/resentful term which refers to the perceived act of swindling someone out of money through the misuse/abuse of postage-fees as a sneaky way of making excessive profit or otherwise "coming out further ahead" than is fair. Usually accomplished in two "opposite" ways, either by:

(1) a money-hungry mail-order company's charging excessive postage-rates as compared to the company's actual cost to ship merchandise (such as charging s&h merely based on the order's monetary total instead of the actual merchandise-weight, or claiming that the shipping-weight of a few rubber bands or a matchbook-sized pack of film-splicing-tabs has a shipping-weight of one pound, when any blockhead would know that they could just stuff the feather-light items into an ordinary letter-size paper envelope), especially with the bulk-rate/volume-discount postage deals that big corporations typically get from their shipping-services, or
(2) a stingy/disgruntled customer's purposely sending less funds for postage than the company specifies, with the smirky idea that the company will not want to risk offending the customer and causing him to cancel his entire order --- and then probably take his future business elsewhere --- by their whiningly contacting the customer or returning his order to ask for more funds.

The "gipping and handling" strategy can be a highly effective/successful countermeasure to use when ordering from companies that charge exorbitant postage-fees merely in an attempt to make additional "free 'n' clear profit" from unused postage-funds. What you do is draw up a fairly "large" order --- i.e., one that involves maybe fifty bucks or more (either by ordering one or more expensive items or a bulk-purchase of cheaper items, so that it totals a sizable amount), and thus will be sufficiently "tempting" to the company to make them reluctant to risk "losing" the order by upsetting you in any way. Then you just "accidentally on-purpose" neglect to use the company's "official" printed order-form that came with their catalogue --- you instead just use ordinary lined paper of your own to write out the order, and so your order-sheet no longer contains the company's shipping-rates chart, allowing you to simply write in your **own postage amount** after the subtotal! Oh, sure --- the company is probably gonna include a "debit memo" notation at the bottom of your invoice when they ship your order, but that's of no concern of yours at that point, since --- ha ha ha! --- you already have your merchandise, and so you can simply ignore their blubbery request! Awwww.... you greedy fat-cat CEOs didn't get your extra profits from **me**, the way you do from all of your other "sucker" customers --- too bad, so sad!!

by QuacksO November 22, 2017

Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

gumping

Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.

I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.

by 3mothers February 4, 2010

Gumping

the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.

a friend and I experienced a gumping session with a dear old relative

by bill boob August 12, 2006