Griddle Bang

During sex, the male knocks the female out with a frying pan in such a way that her orifices constrict around the male's member. In the morning, the female wakes up remembering nothing and the male forces her to cook him breakfast using the aforementioned frying pan.

I really dug the omelette that resulted from the griddle bang with Saundra the other night.

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Giddeon

An amazing guy who can make you smile with his crazy antics. He's got a huge personality, loves people. He makes you feel welcome and loved without even trying.

A mighty warrior, he can also be outstandingly destructive and like to chop down trees. He's weird that way.

Giddeon is so amazing, he just bought me a milkshake and we met ten seconds ago. What a guy!

by Much2B December 9, 2010

Giddlegee

A small present or gift given to someone for no particular reason, just a kind gesture

“I was in town earlier I brought you back a giddlegee from a nice shop I saw”

by Tilly.two. July 12, 2020

girdlewood

A rare species of cunt. The majority of girdlewoods are snakes and love food.
They also have an amazing ass which compensates for the lack of tits.

She is such a girdlewood!
Oi girdlewood!!!

by Itsgirdlewoodinit February 13, 2017

Scraping the griddle

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.

I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.

by Shanigan September 14, 2015

on the griddle

Extremely high. Usually on an indica or hybrid strain of cannibis. So much so that a person resembles bacon or eggs sizzling on a griddle.

Look at Dan. This muhfucka is on the griddle right now.

by Davenasty July 6, 2018

girdle

The part of the body where the chin meets the neck.

*pinches neck* I got your girdle! (Guarantees a laugh every time!)

by KristenE_H October 1, 2005