glitch gamer

A person who repeatedly uses an AI glitch in a video game to their advantage. This is seen most often on sports titles, with Madden NFL Football and NCAA Football having some of the biggest known glitches.

These "glitches" are nearly impossible to defend against, since they are a flaw in the programming of the application.

This bastard throws a Hail Mary on every play and completes the pass 85% of the time. In real life, this does not happen.

by Lon August 10, 2005

gitch cake

n. refers to the flattened mass of poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a shit in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.

"Hey boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a fart, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"

by cookie1964 February 15, 2013

gitchee gitchee goo

means that i love you! from the HIT televison show Phineas and Ferb, phineas and ferb write a song titled "gitchee gitchee goo" and it is definitly my favorite song right now!!

gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!

by Phineas and ferbb July 30, 2020

glitch trap

spicy thiccccccccc rabit from fnaf vr

man: have you seen that guy over there
man 2; OH YEA THATS MY BOYFRIEND GLITCH TRAP

man 3: hes spicy and thick your lucky

by livfnaf November 16, 2019

legal glitch

When a wealthy and powerful person’s sentence is vacated for one reason or another when a well-funded legal team ferrets out some previously unknown needle-in-a-haystack detail that successfully frees the guilty party.

Bill Cosby’s release from prison, barely three years into his term, is a prime example of someone getting their freedom back thanks to a legal glitch.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

tab glitch

a unfair advantage in roblox typically used in the game slap battles where if u hold right click on the tab while not in fullscreen it freezes the game just for you evading something from happening

"bro stop tab glitching you stupid killstreak"

by slyxrs April 5, 2023

Javelin Glitch

When a player in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, runs around with Commando, Lightweight, and Marathon, (lightweight can be replaced by danger close somtimes.) and pulls out a semtex or throwing knive, then hits Y before throwing it, and thus the glitch is active.

random fruit cake:Dude run the Javelin glitcher nooblet is chasing us!

other nooblet: OMG stun him or somthing!

other other other nooblet h4x3rz: l0l! im chasing two noobs on the other team with my javelin lol! im not even glitching.

by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009