Gaywood 

When a woman cannot satisfy you so you have to run into the bathroom and rub one out.

Kevin was so drunk last night he pulled a gaywood on that girl.

Gaywood by Juggy-E-Fresh June 16, 2009

gayhole

A word that, should it be viewed by someone, should make them feel disappointed in themselves. Usually written down, typed or broadcast via other media to catch people out.

*after reading the above*
AWW NAWW! I just got gayhole'd likes...

gayhole by tetris-p December 7, 2009

Gaywill

When you go shopping at a Goodwill store looking for shiny clothes.

Man 1 - I need a vest, but they're too expensive.
Man 2 - Buy a shiny shirt at Gaywill and cut the sleeves off.

Gaywill by aardvarkgod August 6, 2011

Gaysolation

A Covid-19 related period of isolation when you are isolated with another man and turn gay as a result.

Me and my roomate chris went to Wuhan China to find some Asian bitches, when we got home the government made us go into Gaysolation at our appartment for 14 days. I now drop my anchor in his poo harbor.

Gaysolation by Charlieangusbuttchug April 7, 2020

Gayworm 

noun
a parasitic flatworm, the adult of which lives in the hetroglands. It has a long ribbon-like body with many segments that can become independent, and a small head bearing hooks and suckers.

When a gayworm enters the body of a human male, it gradually consume the hetrosexual enzymes in the body, and replaces them with homosexual enzymes.

Person 1 "You know Ricky?"

Person 2 "Ricky the truck driver? Wife and three kids?"

"Person 1 "Aye, that's him. Did you know he's gay now? He took a trip to Brighton and caught gayworm. Left his wife and kids. Now shacked up with some homo".

Gayworm by Singlemum2015 November 9, 2021

coke a gayola 

the action of a gay ass man to stick an unscrewed coke bottle with mentoes in it into a straight mans ass hoping it will turn him gay

"hey do you like men" person 1 said "eww noo" said man 2 then man 2 says "me and gary are coming over soon and we are going to give you a coke a gayola, and after we will have 3 way sex"

coke a gayola by kednal338 January 27, 2021

Gaydolf Shitler

Gaydolf Shitler was a man who almost won World War 2 and almost ruled the world.

Gaydolf Shitler was a man who almost won World War 2 and almost ruled the world, but he still lost. Oh well!

Gaydolf Shitler by Circa 1993 AD June 4, 2019