gazer

Someone who stares at your genitals at the urinal or in the gym showers.

Have you noticed that Coach is a gazer?

by Coach Gazer January 15, 2005

bone gazer

when a guy or girl is caught gazing the "bone"

allen is known as a "bone gazer"

by jamnjay87 April 18, 2010

Goober Gazer

a goober is what is known as a penis and a gazer is someone who stares;

Cole was being such a goober gazer last night at the gym.

by HHSHSHSH November 22, 2011

Meat Gazer Lean

While someone is in the act as a meat gazer. It is the lean towards the urinal to prevent them from seeing your package.

I got my dick wet when I was doing the maet gazer lean.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

Meat Gazer

A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.

Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.

by mark snider January 25, 2005

Gayzer

Meaning a Homosexual man who is loud and proud. Often seen bounding around in a group of "Gayzers".
Enjoy's the thrill of being easily offended. Often overtly confrontational and/or flirtatious.
Like the British term Geezer for a male with abounding street confidence and swagger.

"I can't hear myself think over that table of Gayzers!"

by Ryan Mabe February 27, 2008

slut gazer

A man who uncontrollably stares at the skankiest looking, barely dressed females in public places while in the presence of his girlfriend or wife.

My boyfriend Chris is such a slut gazer, I saw him starring at 2 girls that looked like they just got off of work at the cheapest, nastiest strip club in town when we were at the mall shopping.

by Jenny M July 24, 2007