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The Gatto

When someone is in the middle of using a urinal and another person sneaks up behind them and kisses them on the back of their neck.
Sal: *pissing in urinal*
Joe: *kisses Sals nape*
Sal: Did you just give me The Gatto?
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Gatotsu

My personal favorite technique. The user holds the sword in their left hand, near the bottom of the hilt. The right hand is positioned near the tip of the sword, pointing at the enemy. The right foot leads under the right hand, or ahead of it, and the left foot is under the left. The user leans back, then pushes forward with the right foot, dashes forward, and thrusts out when in range. If the user misses, he twists the sword so the blade faces the enemy, then does a horizontal slash.

There are 3 basic Gatotsu stances, and one ougi:

Ishiki - The technique explained above.
Nishiki - Same as Ishiki, but user slashes diagonally instead of thrusting, and the attack is executed in mid-air, while coming down on the enemy.
Sanshiki - Used against aerial attacks, the sword is pointed upwards and thrusted up at the enemy.
Zeroshiki (ZERO Gatotsu) - The Gatotsu ougi that I do not fully understand. Gatotsu Ishiki is performed at point blank range, except with no visible leg power. The entire body is focused in the attack, doubling or tripling its power rating. Sometimes the sword is released, making it a powerful projectile.
by The Eternal EoN August 15, 2003
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Gatsby

Adjective; meaning excessively extravagant, cool, stylish. Giving off swagger. Based off the F. Scott Fitzgerald novel The Great Gatsby.
I'm feeling a little Gatsby today.

He's looking rather Gatsby tonight.
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Joe Gatto

Joe Gatto is one of the funnier guys on the infamous show on Trutv called Impractical Jokers!
Sal Vulcano is the cutest one!
Brian 'Q' Quinn is the "wise" one! LOL
James 'Murr' Murray is the one that had to wear a wig for the ENTIRE SEASON!!!!
Joe Gatto! It's you! I'm such a fan! Your on Impractical Jokers! RIGHT!?? Can I get a picture! Is this your punishment? You had to work in the fast food restaurant! You guys are HILARIOUS! Where are the 4 guys?
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Gottschalk

A last name meaning strength and awesomeness. They usually participate in combat sports or wars. They rule over all others and demand respect from everyone. If you know anyone with the last name Gottschalk you should be thankful that God has put them in your life.
Did you see that awesome guy walk by?

Yeah! He must have been a Gottschalk!
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Joe gatto is a fat guy who stars on impractical jokers and he's pretty chill
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