gastard

a bastard who has a-lot of hot air

my girlfriend called me a gastard after we had a fight at taco bell.

by barefoot1xxx May 5, 2010

gastankaliner

gas truck
a word used by Alice G

the Gastankaliner was drop off gas to the empty gas station..

by Alice Gunzehauser January 21, 2009

gastard

Short for Gay Bastard

Steven: Hey Bill, look at that fucking gastard across the street

Bill: Yeah what a fucking gay!

by The Man of the Second October 24, 2006

gastamate

fart or burb

Ewwwwwww man u gastamated.

by samantha_loves_aaron July 27, 2003

Gashadildo

when the vagina splits open and blood pours into ollie.G's mouth while a 30 inch and 5 inch wide dildo is being fourced up the tight vagina.

ben and ollie were involved in the gashadildo while henry filmed

by thefreak101 October 28, 2011

Gastradamus

Anyone who can predict future farts without the worry of a shart or the runs.

A. Damn bro, I am worried I may shart myself if i let one rip.

B. You have nothing to fear. There will only be wind.
A. *Farts with no regret. Thanks bro, you're a freaking Gastradamus.

B. Anytime my good friend.

by Gastradamus October 9, 2014

Gastard

some kind of bastard who comes aside
and asks you if you have a manger

oh, don't treat, it's a gastard

by neerval October 29, 2015