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Garland

A shy manly man. Very protective but comes across controlling. Is addive as drugs are so he will become your habit. Likes to stick to himself unless in a relationship than you will always be with him. Is not a family man but does have family. Well known as the bad boy. Most people are afraid of him but he can be a teddy bear. One of the best fisherman out there. Had a true love for the word of God but doesn't always follow his own religion. Best date would be on a beach camping.
Garland tok me fishing with him today.
by Cowboyslady December 21, 2016
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garlandized

When you're near completion of a project, someone finds a "better" way to do it. Or, they can't ever do it the same way twice, it must always be modified.
"Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?"

I've been garlandized!
by Elliott February 23, 2005
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douglas garland

a heartless retarded CUNT who murdered 3 people one only 5 years old . he should die in the most painful way
news brodcaster " douglas garland, 54 has pleaded not guilty to 3 counts of 1st degree murder. he will spend a minumum of 75 years behind bars"
by vagina in cock May 14, 2022
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[Judy Garland]

the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.
Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.
by dj mbm June 22, 2008
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Garland High

A school where you can find hoes, thots fake people and a toxic relationship. And students get mad when they said 6ix9ine and YoungBoy are trash.
Students at Garland High are hoes.
by Archie875 May 1, 2019
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Garland

a funny mother fucker smokes alot of pot and always has the best bud and conversation just dont let him drink
that garland is wasted
by chigger funk August 5, 2010
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garland bro

A dude who grew up in Garland but has never seen to need to travel outside the city-lines unless to purchase liquor or travel to ghetto clubs in downtown Dallas.

A Garland Bro has:

1) Never been on an airplane and has no interest in such things.
2) No idea where Brazil, or any other country is, or what "Wi-Fi" or the "Pathogenic Theorem" is.
3) A 90s car with big rims and "GARLAND" in old-English letters in the back window of their car.

4) A GED but professes to have graduated from Garland HS, or South Garland HS.
5) An absurd number of pictures on Facebook taken with a Blackberry of them holding 40s, wads of cash, or both.
6) Fifteen to twenty pairs of basketball shorts, but never plays basketball.
A: Hey, what ever happened to Luke or Javier?
B: I'm not sure, I lost track of them after I moved to Dallas.
C: I heard there are total Garland Bros, they have an apartment off main street next to the high school..
A&B: Oh.....
by AlanSGU June 10, 2011
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