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All Garks

A common everyday saying used in New Zealand by all natives to the land, often used when someone says something and is "all shit" or typically lies as per usual.

Kiwis can use "all garks" instead of using profanities such as "shit" "kaka" or, "teko"
Ie, bro I got the mean skunks....come over for a session....

Bro tries a cone* "that fulla is "all garks"
by All garks July 5, 2022
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Max is gark
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Gark is a slang term for Gummy Sharks that can be purchased at most gas stations for 2 for $2
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Gark: A multi billionaire's penis.
Hey, look at Elons zipper bulge, Ollie, he must-have a really big "Gark".
Ollie hated mopping the executive washroom, the "Gark" trails were difficult to remove.
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The act of eating cereal out of one's anus.
Yo bro, you wanna gark later?
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