Gark

Gark is a slang term for Gummy Sharks that can be purchased at most gas stations for 2 for $2

Aye yo you got that Gark

by Coo his Man May 03, 2021

Gark

an old history teacher who has been alive for 100 years

the Gark told fabulous tales of history and time

by Gary-Lee the Fish June 06, 2019

Gark

The act of eating cereal out of one's anus.

Yo bro, you wanna gark later?

by May 03, 2024

Gark

Gark: A multi billionaire's penis.

Hey, look at Elons zipper bulge, Ollie, he must-have a really big "Gark".
Ollie hated mopping the executive washroom, the "Gark" trails were difficult to remove.

by aureliuspm January 18, 2025

Garke

A sweet last name a man usually has. He is mostly a ginger. He can be a totally pain in the ass and a dickhead, but overall a good person. Everyone should have a Garke in their lives. You won’t regret it.

Person 1.) Hey, look it’s a Garke!

Person 2.) Yeah, but isn’t he a ginger asshole?
Person 1.) Sometimes but overall a funny guy!

by Sunshine :) July 09, 2019