fasturbate

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.

Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!

by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014

futerbate

(v.) To have sex in the car.

Yeah me and my boy were futerbating last night.

by Hajabajoobi August 31, 2003

footurbate

The act of rubbing your own feet.

My feet are killing me. I'm going to have to footurbate.

by Jim McMaster November 1, 2007

festurbate

To masturbate at a party or some other festivity.

Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.

by kingbumii May 7, 2015

futureaversary

The future anniversary date of 2 people. The future date where 2 people plan on getting married or taking their current relationship to the next level.

Erica: OhMiGosh today is TOTALLY our futureaversary!!!!
Joe: oh ya. schweet
Erica: Ya WHATCHA get me!? WHEREYA taking me for dins?!? I cant wait to open my futureaversary present!!!

Joe: I gotchu baby, in three-sixty-five, you'll have everything you want on your wedding day

by rollinstonezies October 29, 2015

fasturbate

When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.

1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.

2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.

by pundana July 20, 2016

futurte

Meaning: full of turd, an object covered in turd or feces.

Making the object slippery and stinky

You can not grab that, it's futurte mate, it stinks!!

by greggers95 May 16, 2019