sinus friction

Slang for "nose picking", funny because it sounds like "science fiction".

PETER: So, Bobby, what caused your car accident?

BOBBY: Well, don't tell anyone, but ... sinus friction.

by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006

friction god

(n.) Someone who is unusually good at sexual intercourse.
Term can also apply specifically to females, i.e. a friction goddess.

Tammy was hitting the clubs again, looking for a Saturday night friction god.

by AnonymousThomas April 30, 2007

Flection

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.

Relationship
--
Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
--
Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.

by greason January 20, 2010

Eurection

When you're attracted to somebody with an accent, specifically that of a European country.

That redheaded Scottish girl is beautiful and her voice gave me an eurection.

by Valkyrieπ November 23, 2014

fearection

Sexual arousal combined with a feeling of intimidation and uncertainty, generally provoked by powerful/forceful women who are physically attractive. "Business sexual" clothing contributes to the condition. Referenced in the TV program, "Workaholics", on Comedy Central.

Adam was being reprimanded by his boss when he experienced a fearection. Her power was both erotic and dangerous. Her threats of violence decreased, but did not stop, his desire to make sweet love to her. His friends Anders and Blake confirmed that this is a fearection.

by Rusanova June 19, 2011

too gay to function

A male who is blatantly gay but acts like he is still in the closet and no one knows, when around other males, he cannot help but be flustered and out of sorts

Damian from the movie, Mean Girls is still "too gay to function" in Mean Girls the Reunion

by 5GuysGoingOneWay November 21, 2013

Friction Time

Having sexual activities such as; sex, anal, hook-ups

They had Friction Time last night

Will you have friction time with me after prom?

by muzliv April 2, 2009