schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

fuddle duddle

A eupharism for "fuck you" originated by Canadian prime minister Pierre Trudeau.

"Oh, fuddle duddle!"

by Phil February 9, 2003

Funadle

What happens when you leave a laptop on your balls, it will secrete dangerous waves to your balls. Then you cannot have kids :(.

I left my laptop on my balls last year now I've got funadle cause my kids won't come out!!!!

by EoT924 October 12, 2023

Federal Fondle

To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.

Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"

by whev November 20, 2010

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

by Flogendorf July 24, 2012

turd-fondler

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.

Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.

by Martin Burns April 27, 2006

fundies

People who follow fundamentalist Christian ideals. "In comparative religion, fundamentalism refers to anti-modernist movements in various religions."

Carries a negative connontation, because of the association with extremist views.

"When it comes to hating religion and the way it separates the people of our world I don't discriminate--I hate fundies just as much."

by Shiloh May 17, 2005